[Akayume]: 202.March Madness 2011.Day Seventeen - Sixty Stories High

Name: Mr. Squiggles Mier the II

Age: Timeless (literally. Time is not relevant to him.)

Type: He likes his women talk and lanky with big boobs (preferably fake) and a low IQ

Height: It differs. He can bend the perception of mortals, therefore appearing tall or short.

Weight: He says he wears a size 38, but everyone knows he’s actually a 41.

Appearance: Mr. Squiggles Mier the II has tried everything to be a refined goo monster. He wears human clothing, dates bimbos, wears a monocle, and even sometimes sports a top hat. People are still frightened of him though. And who could blame them!? He’s this pink gelatinous stuff. But he’s got a heart of gold. Literally. He wears it on a chain around his neck like the pimp he wishes to be.

Favorites: Blonde women. Jell-O. Poker.

Hot Spots: Local bars and socialite events.

Quote: “Mmmmm. Yes. Quite.”