Created:
2007-10-17 00:50:04
I'm feeling a bit grumpy at the moment. I think it's understandable. You see, I had just found the final link in the chain of events leading up to this murder- would you pass me the blue mug? Thanks.- and then everything went crazy. First it turned out that the drain where the murderer had dumped the body was already full of leaves and shit, so how could the body have fit there? It had to be a plant. Then I realized that in order for the murderer to slide the knife in as precisely as he did, the victim must have been completely still while it was happening. So she was either asleep or- and here's where it gets hairy- already dead. I think I'm gonna have to start again on this case. This guy is too smart by half. And I don't like smart people who kill.