[Peregrine]: 379.Scraps & Prose.Murder Or Suicide?

A/N--This is part of a series of similarly bizarre sketches I call the Camille Bunkers. I don't know why.

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Man is sitting at a table, eating. There is a plate in front of him. He's chewing, chewing, chewing...
A piece of food falls from his mouth, making a neat arch as it falls to the plate. And as it falls, faintly you hear:

FOOD: Carol you bitch...!

--and it hits the plate. Man sits for a while, blinking, before poling at the food on the plate and demanding:

MAN: Who's Carol?

End