[Ihsahn]: 57.Life in the Suburbs

Life in the Suburbs


It wasn't easy growing up in the suberbs of Texas, sometimes things would go wrong, like, your friend would steal your m&ms, their was two things you could do about that back in the day, one, stand their and watch him take your m&ms, or B pop a cap in his bitch ass like a true thug would, (even though we were rich white kids.........pay no heed to it) but yeah this whole bad child hood started when I was 5


Chapter 1

I was five years old, when I started noticing something, I had a intense hate for the police, even though they saved my kitty the officer was fat! I was also expelled from pre-school- for for peeing on the carpet, I was a true thug dog,anyhow lets skip over a few years, I was now in 7th grade, and i was listening to tupac, and it made me get down on the shiznezz, homie...yo.... I started a rebellion phase, I would wear my pants hanging low and I had a oversize belt, cause I was representing the ghetto dog, (even though I didn't know that the ghetto people would have shot me if they would have known some cracker was trying to be like them) and this kid at school one day said, what you looking at bitch?!, i straight up told that fool, uhm you, bitch.. and we went straight up in a fist fight homie.........................to bad i got my ass kicked, but its alright always a better day I say dog, so i went bouncing out like a thug, (or was that limping?) and i wen't home, my mom saw the brusise and the cuts and said, we better clean that up son, and I... Like a true thug said nah bitch! and then i got my ass kicked again by my mom and my dad, and then they cleaned me up It was a hard life back in the day of the suburbs, Alright I was in the 9th grade now and i was in high school yo, time to pick up some hoes I thought, so I wnet up walking like a G and walked up to the hottest girl I could find, I saw that hoe and smacked her ass on the shizzoe!, then she looked at me the she slapped me, damn hoe, i was just wanting a booty call, thne i found out she was taken by some thugged out gansta named Big yoyo, he told me, "bitch you hitting on my girl?" I said, "yeah.......uhm...Bitch!" and we got into a fight , this time blood was drawn, yeah, it turns out they don't call him Big yoyo for nothing, he bounced his fist against my face like it was nothing and i got my nose busted, so there I was, getting my ass kicked again...fuck the thugs life is hard

Chapter 2

So Homies its later in ninth grade and i found a cig on the ground so what did I do/ I busted out like a G and smoked that hoe, fo shizzle home fry off the hizzy, so yeah I was being all thug like sneaking around and smoking that cig, No one was going to catch this thug in the act I thought, then out of no were this cop pulls up and gives me a minor in possession, o of this hizzhouse! I got a record now dog! I am so hard now , no one will fuck with this g no more, so after I was done being expelled, I went up to school busting the walk, and this kid comes up and decks me, I was "like o hell no bitch now your going to taste my windmill!!!" then i punched him several times and whooped his ass, hell yeah I won that fight, to bad the kid was in a wheel chair and i pushed him off the wheel chair, dog,