[Adorable Ducky]: 67.Chickens

I very rarely write funny poems. In fact, I'm pretty sure this is my only one. Oh well, it is amusing!


Chickens
This little poem is about a question
About a little question I have
So many things are illegal
In this day and age
But what about raping chickens
Outside of their little cage?
Can they consider it a crime
To take the virginity of an unwilling chicken?Could someone be so desperate
With their clock quickly tickin'?
I say we get some justice
For all the chickens everywhere
Who got taken advantage of
And no one seems to care

--October 27,2003

Now, so that you don't think I'm a total psychopathe, here's a little background. You know when you are slightly sleep deprived and yet still have this hyperness late at night? Yea well, that's what happened here. My friend Amanda and I were talking and she was like "BJ won't quit staring at me" so I quickly responded with "Maybe he's hungry and thinks you are a giant chicken" which was entered at the same time she said "He looks like he's going to rape me". Now her being the slow (but wonderful!) person she is, she read it as BJ is raping chickens. Yes, well it is a longer story than that but yea, you get the idea...