[Zadius]: 752.Poetry.In The Big Bro House

Day 212 In The Big Brother House,
424 Prison Meals Have Crossed My Mouth.
150 Hours Spent Shitting, Showering, Shaving,
And A Few Hours More Than That I've Spent Misbehaving.
40 Hours Of Visits, 10 Spent Round The Bend,
I've Only Seen My Sister Once And Never My Girlfriend.
Less Than Half My Time I've Spent Sleeping And Far Too Long Awake,
180 Days Of Watching Telly And Dull Commercial Breaks.
Time Playing Pool, On The Phones And Talking Shit,
Most Probably Not Enough Time In The Gym Getting Fit.
I Haven't Spent A Second On My Knees To Pray,
Instead I've Just Been Wishing All My Time Away.
Day 212 And It's All Been Restricted,
Roll On The Day When Big Bruv Says "Pete, You've Been Evicted".