Font serves up an underhand pitch... Moorn's just waiting to blast this one right outta the park. I've been calling games for a long time, but I swear, this is the only pitch I've ever heard that was hit all the way from WritersCo to Cardiff...

and wait! What's this!

Font blocks the ball with his impeccable sense of grammar!


*-.-* 

Satire in Q minor. *bows*

For the satire-impaired:

Underhand Pitch= easy opening for a...
Ball=homophone joke.