[Calann]: 135.Short stories.Food trouble
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After making sure there were no more boxes of food hidden in her luggage, she let out the cat, who immediately made a beeline for his basket in the corner of her bedroom.
"You fat, lazy bastard," Jennifer muttered, the corners of her lips twitching in a minute smile. She then followed suit, dragging her huge suitcase and sports bag-turned-dum
After a week, during which she had had to make a detour to the grocery store upon discovering she was running out of milk and bread and other such essentials, Jennifer still had multiple containers of ham and turkey and casserole in her fridge. She was beginning to be fairly sure they reproduced among themselves during the night, as it seemed that there was always more than she thought there should be. The lutefisk, at least, had seen its end in the merciless jaws of Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan Ibn Al-Abbas Ibn Rashid Ibn Hamad, Eben for short. The red mackerel tabby cat had, for some reason completely and utterly inexplicable, developed a fancy for the dish. Jennifer of course had no complaints to this; she was glad to be rid of even one of the types of food forced upon her. This, however, did not change the fact that the ham was endless. And the turkey, and the casserole. And Eben refused to touch those, which put his mistress in a situation where she began to get totally fed up of Christmas food to last a lifetime.
Shaking her head in frustrated resignation, she slammed the fridge door shut with her hip, suddenly not feeling very hungry anymore. She prepared a turkey sandwich and grabbed the last box of chocolates from the counter, then headed for the bedroom. Settling comfortably on the bed, she proceeded to spend the evening by gorging on chocolate and reading the book she'd bought on her way home, due to a friend's recommendation
After a good long while, Jennifer looked up from the book and noticed the time. It was nearly midnight, and she ought to have gone to bed an hour ago. Sighing, she put the novel aside, ate the last of the chocolate, and changed into her night gown. There would be important lectures the next day, and she needed to be fully awake.
"Good night, Eben," she whispered into the general direction of the cat's basket, switched the lights off, and went to sleep.
The following morning, Jennifer woke up to the sensation of a rough tongue swiping her cheek. Mumbling unintelligibly
The containers holding the remnants of the ham, the turkey, and the casserole were open, their contents, completely oblivious of the utterly baffled young woman staring so hard she felt her eyeballs were about to bulge out of their sockets, apparently holding some sort of party. Giggling and cheerful shouting made its way to Jennifer's ears. Then, when one of the slices of ham noticed her, they all threw a greeting her way before continuing on the bouncing around and staining the inside of the fridge. This jolted her out of her stupor, and she hurriedly closed the door.
"Okay, I'll just buy something from the café. I was getting tired of eating that crap anyways. Yeah."
Finishing her morning chores in record time, Jennifer was out of the apartment twenty minutes after initially waking up. She greeted the neighbour she saw on the way downstairs, but was seemingly ignored. Slightly hurt by this, she proceeded to make her way to the university on a remarkably ill mood.
"There is no one by the name of Jennifer Hay listed on this course, or in this university, for that matter. Please remove yourself from here immediately."
Such were the words that she would never in her worst nightmares have imagined, yet there they were, flung at her face in a nearly careless fashion. Feeling numb, she traveled the relatively short distance back home that had never before seemed so long. In entering the apartment she needed to jump back from the door as pieces of potato and carrot came flying at her. She stared, flabbergasted, her mouth gaping open, as she took in the sight of her apartment being stained with food... by the food itself. Eben came out from the bedroom, reproach radiating off it in waves.
"You should have eaten them sooner. Look at this. They've soiled my fur, too!"
Jennifer abruptly sat down on the floor and began to giggle like mad. Suddenly, her feet and her stomach and her head ached as if she would explode, and she curled up in the fetus position, whimpering. Dark spots danced before her eyes...
... and she sat bolt upright in her bed, gasping, bathed in cold sweat. She wiped her forehead with a shivering hand while looking around. It was fairly dark, but as far as she could see, it was normal. It was quiet. Jennifer sighed, a long, stuttering sigh, with nervous laughter mixed into it.
"I'm never eating chocolate right before bedtime again. Ever. Or reading fantasy books, for that matter. That was just... too bloody weird!"
She shuddered and rubbed a hand over her face, swinging her feet to the floor. Blearily peeking at the alarm clock in the dim room, she groaned as she realised it was only 5 a.m. After contemplating briefly whether she ought to go back to sleep, she reluctantly discarded the idea and stood up. For once having woken up early, she might as well take advantage of it and not be in a terrible hurry come time to leave for school.
Trekking the small distance from her bedroom to the kitchenette, Jennifer proceeded to examine the contents of the fridge. Everything seemed normal enough... up until a slice of ham blinked at her.
"Oh, bloody hell."