2103/01/05 Kinian

Kinian: !
Skater Cy: ! Hey! Kinian's havin' a fistfight with one of those three kids who looked exactly like him!
Door: LOCK THE DOOR
Skaters: Woo! / Ooh yeah! / Wanna see! / Make way! / Yay! / Fistfight! / Blood! / Flesh! / Bone! / Fistfight! / Go! / Fight! / Get up, Kinian! / Yeah! / Go! / Fight! / Blood! / Yeah, get up! / Fistfight! / Yeah! / In the snow! / Snow-wash!
Kinian: Blesh!
Skaters: Snow-wash! / Down his neck! / Snow-wash!
Kim: Hey!
FWEEEEEEET!
Skaters: ...?
Kim: ?
Kinian: ? (pft)
Skaters: ...?


Police officer Chauncey: What's going on here?
Kim: Hey!
Police officer Chauncey: What's going on?
Kim: We were fighting. Duh.
Police officer Chauncey: And why were you fighting?
Kim: Because we felt like it?
Kinian: Come on, we're okay. It wasn't serious anyway.
Police officer Chauncey: If it wasn't serious, why were you fighting at all?
Kim: We felt like it. Don't sweat it, we'll make sure there aren't any cops around when we fight the next time.
Police officer Chauncey: We'll be there anyway. Think twice before next time!
Kim: (As if he knew what thinking was.)
Kim: Here.
Kinian: Thanks.
Kinian: I'll be back later, bye.
Skaters: Bye! / Nice fight! / Bye, Kinian! / Bye bye!
Kinian: <Come on.>


Kovetri: <Where are we going?>
Kinian: <Well, I don't know... I just figured we ought to go somewhere. I mean, we should talk... an' I think we could do it without those skateboarders. Um... could we go eat somewhere?>
Kim: <Sure. That fighting made me hungry. Is MacHess good?>
Kinian: <There aren't any MacHesses nearby... What do you say about Royal Pizza?>
Kim: <Sounds okay to me.>
Kinian: <Um... I just need to ask. I understand that you came to the skateboarding hall with skateboards, but what the heck would you do with ice hockey sticks an' tennis balls?>
Kim: <Play tennis ball hockey while skateboarding?>
Kovetri: <Pizzalicious!>
Kim: <Like yer vocabulary.>
Kydre: <Hey, what've ye been doing all the time? Ye were stolen from the hospital... but we were told you were dead.>
Kinian: <Uh... Well, the doctors who stole me told that they couldn't have children because the other was naturally sterile and the other had some deformations.>
Kinian: <I almost choked to death after I swallowed the rubbery part of a pacifier... but they saved me.>
Baby Kinian: Gak! >cough< choke
Doctors: !
Baby Kinian: WAH! Gak! urk nnnh
Kinian: <Then they saw their chance to get a healthy child here, so they told the nurse I had died an' took me to their home. They apparently didn't care that I was a mutant... They later told me that they'd tried to find a kid in orphanages, but they couldn't find young enough kids an' they didn't want the millionth kid of some junkie reject.>
Kinian: <They could've gotten treatment for their own problems, but that stuff is still experimental an' it'd have been way too expensive. They'd given up a few years ago, but they couldn't resist the chance. They did consider returning me though, but didn't. They later then left Canada an' moved to Siberia. I was pretty happy there... They did take good care of me.>
Kinian: <They didn't tell me where I was from, but intended to when I'd be older. They didn't get the chance, though... My telepathy developed an' they noticed it only after I'd read their minds... I was so mad an' upset then...
Kinian: !?
Kinian: <Who stole a piece of my pizza?!>
Kydre: <Uh... I don't like bolognese.>
Kovetri: <Me neither.>
Kinian: <... Busted.>
Kim: <Ermh. Sorry. Uh, ye can have a piece of my pizza if ye want.>
Kinian: <What kind 'a pizza is it?>
Kim: <Tomato-salami-ham-onion-kebab-doublecheese-meat-pepperoni-pepper-bolognese pizza.>
Kinian: <! Er... Maybe not. I don't even want my own pizza anymore.>