[w c 2525]: 454.The day of today

The day of today...
Current mood: artistic


I had one wierd day today. I woke up from a freaky dream about killer mushroom people. Then I continued the happy day dreaming of a continuation of the killer mushrooms. Next comes the chores. 

My mom loves to dust... not! She always makes me do it... unfortunetly there are cobwebs and evil spiders EVERYWHERE!!!! I HATE HATE HATE SPIDERS! They are horrible and creepy and bad and just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Bad spiders bad! Besides the spiders dusting is boring and I always get scholded after I do it cause I do a sucky job. (beside the point) Then there are the dishes, trash, and cans... all normal and extremely easy. Then comes the task of cleaning my room.

*shoves everything under bed, in closet, on desk, in cabinets and other drawers* Ok... rooms clean. 

Now for the phone calls. Mom has me set up appointments and meetings and deal with people I don't want to talk to nor should I have to talk to but am coaxed into doing so due to threats of staying in untill forever. 

Plummers- called for some stupid thing mom can't do
Auto Repair stuff- called for car acting stupid and needs a god dam service.
Dentist- called to schedule an appointment for her and to *not* agree to the proper time for my own appointment. (ok so I only half achieved that phone call but we'll say I tried my damndest) 
Doctor- Calling to see if they have any breakthrough ideas on how to deal with my leg... of course nothing... its not like they are actually thinking about it longer than the four seconds that they are on the phone with me
Shrink- called to figure out when to pickup my NEW MORE POWERFUL medication... woo fricken hoo!
My Cousin- called to wish her a happy weddingness and stuff... duh.. woo hoo... I really don't care if she got married or not... truthfully its none of my business
Vet- called to update his stupid ass that my puppies are doing well and don't need to see him or buy him a new yacht ne time soon.
and last but not least
My father- call to see what ludicrous time he wants to get me up on wendsday to take me on vacation....

After the phone calls are done... I get to sit around for a while and wait for the phone to ring and my mom to give me more chores as I sit reading the stupid required school book. Seriously the thing makes no sense but whatever atleast I can contribute to the conversation about it in school by saying um so what the hell does this part mean again? Twenty minutes and about 4 pgs later my mother calls. 

Typical conversation:
MOM: Did you finish your chores? (of course not a hey, how are you? did u wake up sick or ne thing)
ME: Ya all done.. All phone calls and appointments set up.
MOM: Ok well here's some more stuff for you to do... since obviously all your doing is sitting around doing nothing. (that may very well be true but its summer for christ's sake ya now)
ME: Alright fine.
MOM: *lists off about 20 more things to do then asks me to start dinner, proceeds to give instructions cause I can't cook for my life*
ME: Ok... I'll do it... see ya tonight.

I finish the rest of the chores and start dinner just in time to go down cellar where its like 10 degrees below 0 and get my puppies who are outside in there pen. I have to feed the annoying little yappers and just as i'm finishing that.. mom walks in the door. 

Hip hip fricken hooray!!! Now I take the sweet solitude of the computer room to myself and wait for my doll face to call and invite me over so I don't have to socialize with a cranky tired woman that I have come to love and adore....