[Tyr Zalo Hawk]: 712.Lyrics.A Pirate True

Look ho! A kingly castle,
Which towers with towers high!
It sits upon the ocean’s side
It’s beauty to me eye!
I’ve travelled cross the stormy seas
And fought against the tide!
But nothin’ sets me heart at ease
Like what awaits inside!

Inside there be some wenches
And hopefully some ale!
The first to help me sailor up
The second to help him sail!
And if there be no wenches
Or if they all be whales!
Then keep the ale a’comin’
For I’ll tell them all a tale!

I’ll tell ‘em such a story
As no mortal man can dream!
And though the story won’t be true,
True is what it’ll seem!
I’ll tell ‘em of me blackened beard
Me one good eye agleam!
The girlies fair will faint from fright
The pansies they will scream!

So hearten up me hearties
For these walls be ours tonight!
Do anything you know be wrong
But what ye feel be right!
Drink until ye all pass out
And drink until ye fight!
But if ye be a pirate true
Then drink with all your might!