[Tyr Zalo Hawk]: 712.Lyrics.I'm not Peter

The other day she didn't yell at me
About things I didn't do.
So I'm not feeling all that bad
No I'm not feelin' blue.
If you ask me then I'll tell you
If you think you need to know
The reason I'm so happy
is because my name's not Joe!
'Just Kiddin'

-Chorus-
It's because my name's not Peter!
It's because I'm not that guy.
The one who they all talk about
I'm not him, and he's not I
It's because my name's not Peter!
So you can't get mad at me.
All because my name's not Peter...!
Way to go me.

Peter does so many many things
That no one agrees with
He badmouths every friend he has
He even called your mom a witch
'With a b'
But I'm not him...!
So you can't 'no you can't!'
Get ticked at me!

-Chorus x2-

You can call me Larry
Call me Pete
Call me Mary, Susan
You can call me Sheep
Go ahead and call me anything you need
To get off your mind
Just don't call me Peter
We'll be fine

Because I'm not Peter!
No, I'm not him!
Don't call me Peter!
Or else you win
And all expense paid
One way ticket
You better believe it
To 6 feet under your sin!

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