To begin with, I stand as a stately man, though many factors would make people think otherwise and attribute social classifications based on shallow observances. However, the physical world is such a trial. If it wasn't for the beauty and philosophical community, I'd suggest such places be banned by some means. 

Anyway, I work off a Magi system (or Freudian system even though he didn't come up with it.) It's always interesting, if not disturbing, but it always gets the job done. Some may say dividing one's psyche decreases one's ability in every field, but it's not like really have a choice. I don't think any of them would appreciate being one.

Current projects:
A race around the world (a fake news report)
Pasta Tuesday, the musical
Make a replica of Clinton playing the sax out of snow

Cold cases:
Painting Wonka on the side of the smoke stack. (Don't ask me why my school has one of those)
Introducing the graphing cube to the education system
Completing Project Mephistopheles.
Getting on the Daily Show. (Damn thee, Jon. If you just publicized your email adress, this wouldn't be so hard.)

Mission accomplished:
A race around the world (a race)
Introducing retarchietecture to my school (unfortunately, they implemented it on the gym.
Completion of the 1st grade
Mock John Basedow.

Nobody knows when you have
A poll up
Except when you tell them
In your mood
But in Witersco there are no mood
Cuz they weren't deemed whitty enough
If I were given my mood back
I would certainly use it well