wait.......I am -really- confused, wth is going on?

I get an email telling me that the URL has changed because the old one goes to a totally different site, then I get an update from Facebook telling me that the URL is staying the same, everything's getting reformatted so we'll have to rejoin yadda yadda and all that jazz.......then I log in here, and there's an update saying that this place is going to be gone......and then hedda says it's not going to be gone.

what
the fuck

get your shit together guys, seriously, because this is confusing as fuck
what is going on?