[ghost]: 200.Poetry.A Demonstration in One-Uppance

My God, I am so mean. Ok, so, this chick I've become quite chummy with was telling me about a French friend who was getting a bit... attached, and how it was making her uncomfortable.
Anyway, he consistantly sends her poetry, which she recently sent to me. Come to find out, he is the perfect example of 横好き(=よこずき=yokozuki), which means, "Being crazy about something, but not be good at it."
So, I took his words, and I made my own version, which I sent to her as well. She's Japanese, so she probably doesn't understand most of it - her english is intermediate, but improving - so I'll explain it to her later, but I just thought that it was fun, writing a truly heartfelt and even, I dare say, moving piece, purely out of spite for this other guy.
True story, in my opinion.