[iippo]: 207.Human-People.This Created Life

I love waking up really early, and I love staying up all night with a man.
I have the most beautiful man-made smile in the world and
I bless my plastic surgeon for it.
I pray when I remember to but I never ask for things,
I only thank for things that I get and trust that He'll know what I need.
I must have the exact amount of money when paying with cash and
I could die of embarrassment everytime I have to borrow money from a friend.
I want to die of hypothermia, I always feel chilly although
I'm from Finland and I work for Father Christmas, but
I want to be jedi or Borg.
I know more about the life of the Beatles than of house keeping.
I could eat pizza every day.
I like cheese better than sex.
I never let my zen down, nor my hair, and everyone else is cooler than me.
I shave my hair, it makes me feel beautiful.
I listen to everything and everyone and have selective hearing.
I never want to stop singing.
I love old cars and foreign coins and old moviestars and foreign films.
I would pay anything for a one-way time-machine ticket to the Roaring Twenties.
I'll be a free slave to anyone who'll scratch my hair, back or the soles of my feet,
I love shoes but I only have three pairs, and I lose all my erasers.
I can't buy a right size bra, and I dance around in my underwear.
I download things, I spend too much time on the internet,
I can get away with anything and my best friend is a dog.
I don't care for porn, yet hentai turns me on.
I'm all leg, almost racist, mostly harmless and shy most of the time.
I cry too much.
I only feel free in the autumns that fly too far too fast and
I love immigrating and emigrating birds and people.
I never want to stop traveling
And I want to walk to Lapland (or Scotland)
I have a twisted sense of national pride about all the nations in the world.
My phone is old but I don't want to replace it.
I've ruined my eyesight by reading too much fiction, yet
I didn't do well enough in school.
I don't keep my bookshelf in order and I use photos as bookmarks.
I appreciate the skill to draw and a vivid imagination, pot bellies and freebies.
I give free hugs to anyone who wants them, even if they squeeze my ass in the process.
I steal toilet paper from univerity loos and I like to make things out of it (and glue).
I'm not smart enough for crosswords but I see the hidden awesomeness of croquet.
I mispronounce things and don't mind when people make fun of it.
It's difficult to know whether I'm laughing with you or at you.
I'm afraid of wasps, the dark and wild animals, I love greyhounds.
Life was created for people like me only.