[Tyr Zalo Hawk]: 712.Random.God'sCharacterSheet

In an attempt to understand God a bit more, I have made this character sheet for him. It's not exact or perfect, but it'll have to do.

Character Name: God
Race: Immortal
Gender: Male
Class: God
Age: Infinite
Powers/Abilities: Omnipotent
Appearance: Perfect
Special Traits: Creator of the known universe. Creator of earth. Father of Jesus. Embodiment of all that is right and good. Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, all forgiving and the father of mankind.
Personality: An all forgiving ruler of the universe whose benvolence is unmatched in all of time. He loves all of his children, even those who have done wrong, no matter what they should do. Basically the greatest being you could ever imagine, times two.
Weapons: Controlling reality, space, time, life and death... and the weather. Plagues, storms... stuff like that.
Other: There's a book about him, The Bible.


Now here's the problem... that's not a character sheet. That's a character with no weaknesses, no faults at all and overall we really should explain it more. So here's how it should look, and explanation as to why...

Character Name: Andy
First of all, calling him God all the time is rather tiresome. People want a believable name for someone they have to interact with. Ok... ok... so you don't really need a believable name... but Andy is something a bit better than God in my opinion. Makes him seem like a nicer person. Plus, there's a joke about it. So why not.

Race: Elf
Now of course there's going to be some debate with me on this one... but he's an elf. If we're going to make him more real, we have to do something about that. I mean does anyone here know what an immortal looks like? No, didn't think so.
So here it goes.
Andy has been alive a VERY long time, thousands of years in fact. So, we needed a race that can live for a very long time. This, of course, pointed directly to Elf.
However, in appeasing my angrier readers (who would probably make several points on this) here we go.
Vampires, ghosts, and all undead races live for very long times as well, I know that. But he is called 'The living god' not 'the undead god.' as for other races, it says that humans were created in god's image. However, since we are obviously not the same as him, he must be close to our race, no? And elves are a humanoid race. Or rather... since Andy is an elf... humans are an elflike race.
Whatever...

Gender: Male
This one is rather a 'duh' moment. They call him Heavenly Father, not mother. And even Jesus said it was all about 'Him.'
Argue all you want, but I've got the most popular book on earth on my side...

Class: Blue Mage
Before you yell, let me explain.
Andy has to be a Blue Mage. First off, he's the wisest person we know... and with all due respect to every other character class, we all know that wizards/mages have the highest Intelligence stat.
Secondly, he is all powerful. Now in order to be all powerful, you must be able to use not only your own abilities, but also those of others. The blue mage does this expertly by recording enemy moves, and then using them as he sees fit. Also, mages are one of the most powerful classes imaginable when coupled with the proper techniques.
Though god has not been seen very often, and while he has cool abilities, he is not a ninja. When Andy kills people, you know it was him. (Ninjas DO NOT care about fame and reputation (Naruto fans, it's just not true. Get over it.) He is not a monk/cleric because he does not only use blunt weapons. He is not a mimic because quite obviously, he had no one to 'mime' these techniques from. And there's no way he's a warrior class, because he does these with large scale abilities, not up front and right out attacks.

Age: 15,000 years
This one is completely based on assumption. We know it took Andy 7 days to make the Earth, and that since then it's been a bit less than 10,000 years. We can assume however, that in creating the rest of the universe, it probably took a little while, and he didn't do it all at once.
This, of course, is all assumptions... but we're guesstimating around 15,000.

Powers/Abilities: Summoning an assortment of Plagues and Storms. Enchanting various objects/people. Creating things through manipulation of other items (not alchemy... though he could. The best example here is Eve from Adam's rib). Telepathy. Teleportation. Revivify.
Yes, this list could go on forever. However we are only listing his abilities, not specifics here. This is just a general overview of the random miracles and such that we all know he's done. If you want more, you make the list.

Appearance: Tall, lean, yet somewhat muscular build. Shimmering, endless blue eyes that radiate a calming aura. Short, silvery white hair that shines with a brilliance unknown to earth. Wears a long, loose white robe that shines with a golden, holy radiance.
Now I kept it simple, but this is approximately how Andy should look. Yes, everyone has their different views of 'perfect', but that's exactly why we can't have it for this slot! We have to give people an image, and one that fits his race. You can imagine in skin color, exact height and weight, and whatever elser I didn't list.
I am NOT getting into those subjects any further... partly because I'm lazy. But mostly because I don't want to offense any more than I already have.

Special Traits: Creator and Lord of Earth. Rarely seen. Generally accepted as the best thing to happen to mankind. Father of mankind. Has a son named Jesus Christ who was the savior of mankind.
Why did I leave out the rest? Because I felt like it. This is all he really needs. Besides, do you need it all listed again?
Besides, the man has had over 50 Billion kids... give him a rest?

Personality: A kind, just ruler of his domain. Often cursed for allowing bad things to happen to people, when truly he is only allowing them room for good in their life. He is gentle, trusting and forgiving beyond all others. Andy loves all of his children without question and beyond mere mortal reasoning. Overall, probably the greatest male you could ever meet.
A bit more truth in this one, and you can see where people can find him imperfect now. Why? It's so he's more real. Don't argue, we're nearly done and you've argued enough.

Weapons: Mostly High Level summons (plagues, storms).
That's what weapons are. The attacks. This is how he does it. Get over it.

Other: There's still a book written about him, except for some reason they call him God in it. It's called The Bible. Maybe you've heeard of it?
Because. I. Can.

There, much better.


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