[Tyr Zalo Hawk]: 712.Random.Quickwrites.A Conversation Among Friends

Couch: I do say, ol' chap, it seems I'm being sat on again.
Radio: "STOP! In the naaaaaame of loooove!"
Couch (a bit startled): Why, whatever for? I'm simple telling you of a pressing matter. (He chortles briefly)
Radio: "Hooooonestyyy... is SUCH a loonelyy wooord!"
Couch: Well, by and bym I suppose it could be considered so. I'm afraid that it doesn't really answer my question though.
Radio: "Now slide-a-long-side ya, baby that's riiight. I'm gonna show you the time of your liife."
Couch (rather embarressed): W... Well that wouldn't be very appropriate. You know... because I am a... and you're...
Radio: "HIT ME BABY, ONE MORE TIIME!"
Couch: (He gasps sharply) RADIO!
Radio: "Na na naaaa na... HEEY! HEEY! HEY! Gooooodbyyyeeee!"
Couch: Well then! Good day to you! (he exits)
Radio: (He snaps up, suddenly seeming perplexed) Oh my... I do hope I wasn't talking in my sleep again...