[Tyr Zalo Hawk]: 712.Random.Quickwrites.Hall of Fame

It'll be wonderful! Magnificent! Spectacular! Meretricious even! A room, 400,000 sq. ft., for EVERY inductee! filled with everything about them! Think of it... a life size statue of them, standing amidst a recollection of their entire life! Grand, wide, arched entrances into every room! BRILLIANCE! Sheer genius, I say! Walls of ivory and gold, pure silver chandeliers, a monkey who sells tickets at the entrance! I think I may cry...
Our first inductee though... who? WHO, I say?!
Ahh... yes! that's it! He's the one! He's accomplished wondrous things in the past few years. Made the world a better place! In fact, he practically embodies perfection!
The Muffin King!
... Cost? What do you mean how much will it cost?! It's ART!