Woot! Verbal Combat! Go there and compete!
Make up a funny character and try to battle your way through the challenges!
I think I went rule happy today. I check every single members house for inline images. WritersCo is inline image free for one day! Yeah!
Oh my god! So funny! Thanks, Elmo, er, I mean, [Mr. X]!
Read this, all of you! And if you dare do any of those in any of your stories, may you be cursed with the Un-originality Bug!
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Geeze! I really need to start getting some work done. I have soo much time on my hands, but I'm being so unproductive. *pokes herself* Off to work!
To: All Emplyees
Re. New Retirement Plan
As part of our continuing cost reduction effort, we are going to reduce our number of employees by means of a new retirement plan. Emplyees are being mailed a packet containing all of the details. The highlights are presented here.
Under this plan, older employees will go on early retirement, thus permitting us to retain the younger employees that represent our future.
The program, which will go into effect immediately, will phase out all of the older employees by the end of the current fiscal year. The program shall be known as RAPE (Retire Aged Personnel Early).
Employees who are being Raped will be given the opportunity to seek other jobs within the company, providing that while they are being Raped, they request a review of their employment record before actual retirment takes place. This phase of the plan is called SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers).
All employees who are being Raped and Screwed are eligible for a review by higher management. This will be called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination).
The provisions of this plan dictate employees may be Raped once, Screwed twice, but may get the Shaft as many times as the company deems appropriate.
Employees fulfilling the above requirements of the plan are entitled to get HERPES (Half Earnings of Retired Persons Employment Service). Herpes is considered a bonus plan since employees who have Herpes will no longer be Raped or Screwed by the company.
However, if management is not satisfied with your performance after you have been Screwed and given the Shaft, you will be put on AIDS (ACtive Immediate Dismissal Status). If you are put on Aids, you will not be entitled to Herpes.
It is now, and always has been, the policy of this company to insure that the employees are well trained. To accomplish this, a new program called SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) will be put into effect. With this program, our company will be able to give out employees more Shit than any other company.
If an employee feels that he or she is not being given enough Shit on the job, or that they could advance to another position by taking more Shit, please see your spervisor.
So. I spent most of the day working on my Butcher of Hannover project. Minus, of course, the minor distractions. I have also begun to think about turning it into a web-comic instead of a film. Would be alot more interesting. However I'm not sure on this yet. And I would need to find an artist willing to take on this rather twisted tale and work with me (which I might add can be difficult at times, being the perfectionist that I am).
I also got some wonderful work started here. I started building up the Business of Writing wiki. Feel free to add to it!
I also posted two more pieces of writing!
WOOT! Productive days are good!
Point 1) I am now a member of the crew here! Yeah! Work for me! Must keep busy this summer.
Point 2) I must find a job!
Point 3) I'm working on getting some stuff for my screenplay up.
Whoa! I'm finally here! Yeah!
Now to explore and learn how this place works!
I must also start writing some new stuff to post here. Hmm...
*runs off with an excited little giggle*