Pixie Blanks
[pixie_shimmer]
My entry for
Flipside Birthday Blanks
yah.
I changed 'smoldered' to the British spelling (or Aussie, since it is what I know) 'smouldered'.
Mary crossed from one end of the
igloo to the other, knowing that she had to get to
Santa 's house on time that day. The package she carried was of the
secret variety, and no one could know what was in there except for Santa.
It was a
blustery day, in the town of
Icy Iguana. Outdoor grills and
letterboxes smouldered
steadily in the sunlight, and Mary smiled her captivating smile at every
elf she passed.
Oh, what a lovely day!
It wasn't too long before she came upon the
house that her contact had specified. It was
fascinating, in its way, but Mary found that she hated the smell of the place. She sat down on a
candy cane and waited,
humming just to pass the time until her contact would arrive. Then she could
leave for the last time, and go home without that
puzzling package.
Five hours later, a stretch limousine pulled up next to the
sweetie where Mary had
parked. Her contact stepped out, looking
overstuffed as usual.
"Oh, you're finally here. I thought you'd never
come before I turned old," Mary said as she held up the package for him. The man didn't speak, only took the package and opened it up.
Mary
giggled. Inside the package was a
used condom, the only one she'd ever seen! It was amazing, except for when the
elves showed up and
tickled her contact until he wet his
g-string and passed out. Mary just laughed as she ran away.
"That'll teach him not to
wear briefs!"
Stumble!