I don't know anything about anybody and I do not pretend I do. I have a lovely way of being beautifully cynical and if you get offended, well, fuck you. My first impressions aren't my best, so, I feel I always deserve a second (as does Judas.) I would completely vote for Pedro over Summer any day. I like colours, I like imagery, I like black. Abysses are some of the best things in the world, and, damnit, so is strategic swearing. Writing is what makes everything, it's a great artform and should be praised to the high heavens. ee cummings is a god of poetry. Alan Moore needs to have a plushie, as does Neil Gaiman. Tim Burton is a genius beyond genius, he is the Einstein in a world of twisted trees. Analogies are the best things that ever happened to people with sliced bread. Pinstripes are awesome, rainbows are fun, philosophy is draining, debating is orgasmic. Well, not quite orgasmic. Not even all that sensual. But, still cool. Do you got an Angry Inch? Ok ok ok.... Music is the shit. I'm talking The The, The Arcade Fire, The Lot Six, The Dresden Dolls, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, Beck, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, The Cure, The Smiths, The Angels of Light, and so forth. They are the shit. Dedicate all your ellipses to Matt. Semi-colons are way fucking confusing; I stand by that statement. Blood and guts are great. I use death a lot in my stories, not always... but a lot. There is nothing that can't be laughed at. Movies are the greatest, ever. Bow down before Robert Rodriguez (El Mariachi), Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction), Christopher Nolan (Memento), and Tim Burton (Edward Scissorhands.) Shit, man, what else? Dude, ok. I type like I talk, so, if you hate people who type like they talk, but only conversationally, not in literature, then stay away. Shtay. Avay. Frau Blucher. Whinny! WHINNY! So, yeah, I want to be a film director when I'm all done with the growing. Director/Producer/Writer. Maybe design some sets. Some hair and makeup. Costuming. Whatever comes up. I write mainly short stories, short stories are cool. All my love to everyone.