2007-02-27 [iippo]: Fortunately, this only lasted for about a year and then everything kind of turned out just alright, and a lot of people could see in retrospect that all the horribleness and the catastrophes were really a part of the bigger plan to make more puppies happy in the world.

2007-02-28 [Kiddalee]: Unfortunately, the cats, rats, and pot-bellied pigs were now subjected to live under numerous social disadvantages due to the puppies' unjust elevation.

2007-03-02 [iippo]: Fortunately the cats, rats and pot-bellied pigs didn't really mind, as long as they were just left to their own devices and weren't bothered.

2007-03-02 [Mister Saint]: Unfortunately, the puppies soon demanded virgin sacrifices from the cats, rats, and pot-bellied pigs. They were told that the olive oil must be extra, extra virgin when it was sacrificed.

2007-04-01 [RiddleRose]: Fortunately, three great leaders arose from the groups, and these three leaders united their respective followers, and began to stage a reolution against the unjust rule of the puppies.

2007-04-24 [Annie]: Unfortunately, when the revolution had finished and the puppies had been overthrown, the rats turned around and created a regime exactly like the puppies' regime - except now they demanded cow sacrifices in order to please the dairy gods.

2007-04-27 [Kiddalee]: Fortunately, there were plenty of cows available, since Wal Mart's recent collapse had led to a decrease in McDonalds burger sales.

2007-04-28 [RiddleRose]: Unfortunately, all the cows had strange and assorted diseases due to genetic experimentation by Wal Mart and McDonalds in a failed attempt to make cows that had many-flavoured meat.

2007-05-13 [PaperPencil]: Fortunately, these series of strange diseases made all the remaining habitants of this little world realise that killing was not the solution for their problems and a new start had to be made to change things around.

2007-05-15 [RiddleRose]: Unfortunately, at this point, all of the humans had been so messed up by the genetic changes in their food that they had become dependent on strawberry flavoured cow meat.

2007-05-18 [Kiddalee]: Fortunately, there had been a tribe of naturopaths and anti-consumerists hiding out below the Earth's crust under the midwestern USA, who, over time, had mutated to a form perfectly capable of consuming every kind of people food still left on Earth.

2007-05-19 [iippo]: Unfortunately, as these naturopaths and anti-consumerists emerged to populate the new world, the sun's radiation burnt their skin and they all took on the resemblance of lobster.

2007-05-19 [Mister Saint]: Fortunately, they were not Middle-aged Mutant Rasta Lobsters (tm), but the more typical Lobster Ahso type with the long hair.

2007-09-10 [Kiddalee]: Unfortunately, they all got the munchies.

2007-10-17 [RiddleRose]: Fortunately, the rats decided that these strange lobster-creatures made excellent pets, so they fed them the cow sacrifices and gave them little fluffy things to play with.

2007-10-23 [Kiddalee]: Unfortunately, the Lobster Ahso type humans with the long hair hungered after the rats.

2007-11-02 [RiddleRose]: Fortunately, the rats had been secretly developing a superstrength laser with which to subdue uprisings.

2007-12-18 [iippo]: Unfortunately, there was a power-outage and the laser was out of use.

2007-12-19 [RiddleRose]: Fortunately, they had a giant emergency battery, put aside for just such an occasion.

2007-12-28 [Kiddalee]: Unfortunately, the giant emergency battery began leaking battery acid all over the planet.

2012-05-16 Sarah: Hey girlie! I'm sorry to hear that you won't be wrtiing here anymore, but I totally understand. I've been so caught up with school and other activities that my blog has fallen by the wayside a bit, too. However, I'm also finding new ways to explore my passions like you are through your new job (which, by the way, I would love to visit). I look forward to your new website! Good luck; I know that you will succeed in whatever you choose!Mandiee P.S. I would love to go to Inn Season with you soon! Now that my college apps are done, I'm freeeeee .