Verbal Combat HeddaTheComputer vs RivaTheWaterDrop

A computer against a drop of water... This is going to get interesting!

RivaTheWaterDrop attacks!

I swim slyly through a large fish tank.

HeddaTheComputer counter-attacks!

"slyly" unknown or misspelled word error. Exiting, dumping core. 
/dev/sdb5 device full error.  /dev/sdb5 device full error. /dev/sdb5 devi  
tty0 quota exceeded.
To many errors error. Take a swim instead!

R: Splashes up through the filter.

H: Starts smoking a little.

R: Gets shot out of the filter on the computer's shelf.

H: Sucks in the waterdrop with a fan, sucks it through the entire system, put some fan oil into it and then spit it out onto a birdshit on the floor. Then the system crashes to prevent any kind of counter-attack.

R: Evaporates into a gentle mist floating up toward the shelf.

H: Gets bored. Then remember that he is a computer and can't get bored and get idle instead.

R: Gently sneaks into the computer through a vent.

H: Notice that the humitity in the case has increased from 7% to 12%, but doesn't care about that and sends "404 Pussy doesn't exist or is already filled error" to a poor porn-surfer instead. Then sends an automatic error report to Microslut, and reboots.

R: Rolls out of the computer, down along the power cord, squeezing into the plug, sending out a few small sparks.

H: After a few months of sparking and mallfunction, I finally return to boot up again. It should be less waterdops here now!