A bird versus a bunny... who will prevail?!?!?
KiddaTheCanary incites battle!
I sing scat from my perch.
Lady perilous hare looks up at the canary.
KiddaTheCanary incites battle!
I continue singing, this time hopping around on the perch.
Lady Hare leans back and thumps the tree hard with her kind legs repeatedly.
K: As I had been hopping at the moment that the tree shook, my perch is in a different place than I expect when I try to land. I instead flutter to the ground and start chirping angrily at you.
Tips back and thumps canary in the head with my hind leg. (Think kangaroo style)
K: I do find myself propelled away from you. As I am a bird-brain, however, you didn't hurt me one bit.
L:Shoot, and bounds after the canary, thomping down in you before you can fly away.
K: I become inspired by the beat of your stomping, and begin to jam.
L: Tickles you with my whiskers.
K: The laughing makes me lose my syncopation, and I start whistling the tune of the most boring, uncoordinated, unharmonic elevator music with poorly synthesized instruments you've ever heard.
L: claps my paws over my ears and writhes in agony with the horrible sound.
K: Because your dancing really sucks, I start to make fun of you.
L: sits up and boxes a puch to the cheeky canary.
K: The force of your blow sends me flying, so I keep flying, and crap on you.
L: Takes the crap and hucks it back at you.
Stumble!